Okay, if you're a reasonably trim man whose brother is a FAT man, you might want to think twice before sending your brother a link to a Web site called "This Is Why You're Fat" without explaining what it is.

I mean, the site is funny and all, and he later clarified that no message was intended, but that was a jolt.

Also, our satellite box has been locking up, so they sent us a new one. Which is great and everything, but damn it, I had a BUNCH of stuff on the DVR that I hadn't watched yet, including:

• ALL of this season's episodes of "Heroes"


• ALL of this season's episodes of "Chuck" after the first three


• The last five or six episodes of "House" before they moved it opposite "Chuck" (about that move, by the way - DAMN IT!)


• The second and third episodes of "Trust Me"


• This week's episode of "No Reservations"


• All the episodes so far of "Dollhouse"

And probably more that I'm forgetting.

I think this is the excuse I've been looking for to drop "Heroes" from my viewing schedule. Still, when I set up the new timers, I'm going to have to decide whether "Chuck" or "House" makes the cut, and damn it, nobody should have to make a Sophie's choice like that.

Oy, I'm going to have to set up all the timers again. DAMN IT!